Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

10 Commandments for Con Men by a man wanted by approximately 45 law enforcement agencies worldwide!

  • Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that gets a con-man his coups).
  • Never look bored.
  • Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them.
  • Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones.
  • Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up unless the other fellow shows a strong interest.
  • Never discuss illness, unless some special concern is shown.
  • Never pry into a person’s personal circumstances (they’ll tell you all eventually).
  • Never boast. Just let your importance be quietly obvious.
  • Never be untidy.
  • Never get drunk.
  • Smart CEO :) #joke

    A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

    The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

    "I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

    Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"

    A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"

    The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."

    The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.

    Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"

    From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200.